6. Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the
government and the banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.
7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.
8. Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbor buys a new phone, get one that is more expensive.
9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay: That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder the
implementation of any bad plans that could make you accumulate capital.
10. Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving parent and they should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence too poor to add value to the community.
11. Ignore God After all He's A Spirit and may be too irrelevant for today's challenges... Abi? He would not understand.
I am committed to your financial success.
Henry Odinukwe
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